🧵🔪 Crochet Not Murder Long Sleeve T-shirt – Dark Humor, Cozy Stitches

This sport grey long sleeve tee features a retro-style illustration of a woman crocheting with the witty phrase “Crochet Because Murder Is Wrong.” Equal parts cheeky and charming, it’s the perfect mix of humor and hobby for anyone who turns to yarn instead of chaos.

Perfect for:
🤣 Crafters with a wicked sense of humor
🧶 Crochet lovers who use stitches as stress relief
👕 Casual wear for craft nights and yarn therapy sessions
🎁 Funny gift for friends who crochet and appreciate snarky quotes